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spoken-not-written:

legendsmade:

spoken-not-written:

greglestrade:

My pajama bottoms are covered in dinosaurs and if you don’t think that’s the raddest thing then u can get out of my face

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Thats not dinosaurs. Its a muppet character.

YES WELL DONE GREAT OBSERVATION AS YOU CAN SEE I’M NOT THE ONE WHO CREATED THE POST I WAS SHOWING OFF MY BETTER PAJAMA BOTTOMS YOU UNOBSERVANT SLUG BOOB

cosimaniehaus903:

cosimaniehaus23:

Called it. 

Thank you, OB Twitter. You are helpful :)

orlandobloomers:

this is the dumbest thing ive ever seen but it looks ridiculously fun at the same time 

rachelduncan12:

elizabethchilds01:

cosimaniehaus894:

okay but why does rachel get that cool ass phone and we don’t

alison chose the bright pink phones, don’t blame me.

You want one? Just sign the contract.

smileyfacewinkwink:

squarecutorpearshape:

The sass is blinding here.

tumblinwithdesty:

militiamedic:

jesseproch:

emt-monster:

Please reblog if you know anyone who might take party drugs.

I’m not an emt yet, but everytime I see someone do drugs, I just hope they’re smart enough to remember these points.

As an nurse with ER experience, same thing. Dear God please just tell us what you took. I will not tell anyone from law enforcement or your parents or whoever, I just need to know so I can save your life. Please.

you know doctor patient confidentiality? yeah that extends to EMT’s as well so basically unless you murdered somebody when they pick you up they aren’t going to tell the police because its not their responsibility to do that only if you turn up with giant stab wounds and full of lead will they call the police cause its obvious something serious has happened to you and not just some misguided judgements also it stops you getting the wrong treatment and possibly dying or becoming worse off in the waiting room of A&E.

thatsonofamitch:

adriofthedead:

davekat:

amour-and-bisous:

emmazzin:

this is a real thing omg

This is my favorite thing

 

this is so very british

oh my god it gets better when you understand exactly how far he went

what she says: i'm fine
what she means: I’m part of a sisterhood like no other. A piece of a puzzle I can barely comprehend. My life is someone else’s experiment.

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drtessarosetorres:

It never ends


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sanity-is-over-rated:

heyymacarena:

elfypedia:

de-la-soul:

popculturebrain:

New Trailer: ‘Orange Is the New Black' Season 2 - June 6

holy sheet

screeching

Oh fuck I can’t wait

please hurry

thelonelyscarecrow:

castiels-time-traveler:

nintendocanada:

mapsontheweb:

Map of the World by Natural Skin Color

i’m really dumbfounded that i never realized skin colour is literally just caused by being closer to or farther from the equator and the resulting sun exposure and skin darkening

actually, its an adaptation. natural selection. people with darker skin are selected for in areas near the equator, where the melanin that causes the darker color protects them from radiation and protects them from skin cancer and other health defects, and because they are healthier they can pass on that trait more. people near the poles have lighter skin because it allows them absorb more of the limited sunlight to convert to vitamin d. 

THIS IS THE THING SOME PEOPLE HATE OTHER PEOPLE OVER.

Evolution of melanin levels based on geographical location.