"Because that’s where she lives."
I lost it.
ANGRY PIPER IS MY FAVORITE
introducing myself in the first day of school
When Lily Evans told James Potter that she wouldn’t go out with him because he was a bully, he stopped bullying people and redeemed himself. When Lily told Severus Snape that she wouldn’t go out with him because he called her a racial slur, he went on to join a racist terrorist group.
Conclusion: James Potter handled rejection much better than Severus Snape does.
there was a time in my life where i was misled into hating kristen stewart and i regret it every day
do you ever see your face from a different angle and have a mental breakdown
what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality
wanna make a secret handshake it involves us touching our mouths together for three hours
you know when i die i’ll probably just be in the afterlife blogging like
"heaven has no free wi-fi? fuck this shit i’m going to hell"
how do you know hell has wifi
satan owes me several favors
I’M SORRY I’VE BEEN GONE SO LONG. FORGIVE ME, FOLLOWERS (in case anyone even noticed lol).
I’ve been in the process of moving so I’ve had no internet / really shitty internet. I’m using my seestra’s wifi right now. <3
seeing people in ouija board sweaters
this is my favorite gif and i did not expect this
Omfg I love this
so yesterday i got home from my best friend’s birthday party and thirty seconds later my sister comes into my room and asks me if i can keep a secret and i said it depends and she pulled a fucking cat out from behind her back and i was like “i think we can keep this between us”
his name is peanut and hes this country’s most precious secret
well now 171 people know about this you had one job